You might think Buffalo Bill met his end at the intimidatingly masculine hands of Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs, but in reality he’s been living out a quiet existence as an overnight stock person at your local CVS. Of course, if you buy this lotion you might end up at the bottom of a dank pit being mocked by a dangerous penis-tucking psychopath who plans to flay off your skin and weave it into a horrifying lady suit. On the other hand, 50% off!
The greatest trick the hipster ever pulled was convincing himself he doesn’t exist (and if he did, you probably wouldn’t have ever heard of him). Also impressive is his ability to convince the world that his parents only help him out occasionally because he’s somehow able to afford Brooklyn rent and a steady coke habit with nothing more than the proceeds from his Tumblr donation button.
The United States As Seen By A European We had to wait until adulthood before we were able to blanket the entire globe in xenophobic stereotypes. A lot of time would have been saved if these were the maps taught in our elementary schools instead of those annoying “geographically accurate” ones. Considering the state of the world right now, the days of printing maps according to country names and borders are long gone. There’s no telling which country will be next to cease existence as a result of war, economic collapse, or the election of Rick Perry.
Redditor ermano says his friend devised this simple way to upgrade his iPhone 4 to a 4S without spending a dime. Sure, it doesn’t have fancy new features like a camera that’s nominally better in ways that are barely perceptible to the human eye or a voice recognition function that lets you complain directly to your new phone about how much it disappoints you, but at least he won’t still be walking around with “iPhone 4” written on the back like some kind of fucking caveman.